The bitter and twisted old hag

The bitter and twisted old hag
Her heels do not match her bag
Legs out and stumbling up the road
Really not dressed for the cold

The bitter and twisted old hag
Sits there drinking and smoking a fag
Her nails are painted and shine
Her breath stinks of very cheap wine

The bitter and twisted old hag
Switches off when you lecture or nag
Disapproving looks or a stare
Mean nothing as she does not care

The bitter and twisted old hag
Finds social conformity such a drag
Being free means you accept what you are
Be yourself just make sure you don't walk too far