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Sarah
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11/05/2019 2:49 pm  

When murdering someone samalicious, Lucifer and I suggest you take them to where you plan to dispose of them before murdering.

Sam suggested that if they are a member of the opposite sex you bonk them first but that is entirely optional.

Should you wish to weight them down with bricks before pushing into the river we suggest you take them to the woodland area for a romantic tryst then put drugs or poison into their champagne (or if you really really hate them give them some cava or brut) then you could suffocate them whilst they sleep then weight them down and push them into the river.

This saves any blood splatter and DNA shenanagins/mess etc to clean up in your home.

Let us know if you try this tip.

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Sarah
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11/05/2019 11:08 pm  

Yeah but where's the fun in that?

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Luciano
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12/05/2019 11:31 pm  

For some reason Sarah seems determined to dump the victim's body in the river, this breaks the serial killer's first commandment, no body no crime, no body is a missing person case greatly reducing the risk of capture.

Sarah you need to get your fucking act together if we're gonna kill some motherfuckers. The victim's body must be completely destroyed, I recommend a cremation solution but I'm open to suggestion.


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Sarah
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13/05/2019 3:01 am  

Yeah just seems to messy and such a lot of effort.  

I am the very lazy type of killer.

 

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Sarah
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16/05/2019 12:23 pm  

Yes I watch all the crime programmes like 48 hours and Forensic Detectives etc.

My murder plot is flawed as the person I'm murdering might ask why I was wearing gloves with my hair tied up in a bun and why I had a pillow with me.

I have thought about this far too much.

Probably best if I just stay single from now on.

 

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